Boy Talk

Mommy: "Your face is dirty."
Seth: " Uh huh, you need to lick it"

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My all-American boy...

Seth: "Will you buy me a sausage brechdanau?

Taking out the Welsh it means...a sausage sandwich. Taking out the British it means...A HOT DOG!

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Jason:
"Look what my dude."
Translation:
"Look what I did."

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A Santa by any other name...

Ask the boys about Santa and you will be met with blank looks and silence.
Ask the boys about Sion Corn and you will see smiles and excitement.

The Fine Print...
The boys do not believe in Santa any more then they believe in Bob the Tomato.